You're never gonna believe this one

I was talking to Mom on the phone, one day when she had Josie. Josie was in the bathroom peeing. She came running to Mom screaming her head off. Once Mom finally got her calmed down, she finally found out what she had done. She was trying to watch herself pee and fell off the toilet, hitting the basket in front of the toilet with her head.
It immediately caused a bruise and swelling. The next day the swelling was down, but the scab and bruise was there.